August 2011
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become so tired you start typing and talking in...
I literally just said
“you pick up the soda and take a drink. It’s cold and bubbly and not very refreshing.”
Dre water you doing
look @ ur life
look @ ur choices
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mysteriouscusith:
Oh i fOrGOt i haD these
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dave you forgot to put the water baloons in the...
ironicbeats:
wishtay replied to your post: theycallme-smallgun replied to your post: ow my…
sadfaec x2
Reblog if you sneak food into movie theaters.
bluech33se:
theawkwardstalker:
the-final-horcrux:
someunicorns:
3$ for a pack of skittles my ass.
Only when I’m with my partner in crime and movie buddy, my brother. :3
I’ve snuck Chipotle burritos in before. If anyone had asked about it, I would’ve been like “IT’S A TUMOR.”
Totally! I have my special “movies” bag that can hold two take out bags plus drinks. Why would I spend the $...
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dardanos:
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prankmaster:
but you have everyone else’s love. you don’t need mine!
i need everyones love bro
everyones
The Ironic Diary of a Gay Assassin: chapter seventy three; Everybody Needs Loev; John backed awkwardly away from dave, who only stared at him like ‘what’. “Jhon what is wrong you look like youv seen a goast.” “No dave i dont feel that way about...
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ironicbeats:
prankmaster:
but you have everyone else’s love. you don’t need mine!
i need everyones love bro
everyones
The Ironic Diary of a Gay Assassin: chapter seventy three; Everybody Needs Loev; John backed awkwardly away from dave, who only stared at him like ‘what’. “Jhon what is wrong you look like youv seen a goast.” “No dave i dont feel that way...
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dardanos:
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dardanos:
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dardanos:
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dardanos:
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theycallme-smallgun:
ironicbeats liked your photo
BRB giggling like a dorky idiot
stop that
dave……….
are you a buttpirate……………………….
dardanos i
the ironic diary of a gay assassin: chapter twenty nine; Social Experiment: dave stared at the picture on tumblr. damn it...
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ironicbeats:
dardanos:
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dardanos:
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dardanos:
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theycallme-smallgun:
ironicbeats liked your photo
BRB giggling like a dorky idiot
stop that
dave……….
are you a buttpirate……………………….
dardanos i
the ironic diary of a gay assassin: chapter twenty nine; Social Experiment: dave stared at the picture on tumblr. damn it he’d told john not to...
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ironicbeats:
dardanos:
ironicbeats:
dardanos:
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theycallme-smallgun:
ironicbeats liked your photo
BRB giggling like a dorky idiot
stop that
dave……….
are you a buttpirate……………………….
dardanos i
the ironic diary of a gay assassin: chapter twenty nine; Social Experiment: dave stared at the picture on tumblr. damn it he’d told john not to upload it where everyone could...
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ironicbeats:
dardanos:
ironicbeats:
theycallme-smallgun:
ironicbeats liked your photo
BRB giggling like a dorky idiot
stop that
dave……….
are you a buttpirate……………………….
dardanos i
the ironic diary of a gay assassin: chapter twenty nine; Social Experiment: dave stared at the picture on tumblr. damn it he’d told john not to upload it where everyone could see. Now the basterd...
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ironicbeats:
theycallme-smallgun:
ironicbeats liked your photo
BRB giggling like a dorky idiot
stop that
dave……….
are you a buttpirate……………………….
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ironicbeats:
dardanos replied to your post: I THOUGHT WE HAD SOMETHING SPECIAL
the ironic diary of a gay assassin: chapter forty four; Anonymous Lovings the anon stood silently at dave’s door, a bouquet of puppies in one arm and chocolate s in the other ‘WHY WONT YOU FUQ MAI HOTT BUTT’ anon said as cry falled out his face
dar i
sorry I couldn’t help it
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mmdop replied to your post: madi calm yourself
no im trying to sound enthusiastic but its coming off as creepy so ill stop and i had an ok day im sick and its awful ;;;;; and that tag e x c u s e m e
you should see a doctor if you’re sick. Just sayin’.
hey it’s not my fault that whenever someone is typing in all caps I get this vision of them with their nose an inch from...
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madi calm yourself
mmdop replied to your post:
YOU ASSUME IM GOING TO ASK PERVERTED THINGS BUT I ONLY ASKED ABOUT YOUR DAY GOSH!!!! IM ALSO GLAD YOU HAD A GOOD DAY!!!!!!
Madi is your caps lock broken.
also did you have a good day
aciddad-deactivated20130105 asked: what if i just asked questions that are asking about your day is that allowed?? how was your day?? also i cant press enter so i have to use punctuation this is hard
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This disgusting thing called Photobucket.
standardizedpractice:
dardanos replied to your post: Yessir. I fo.und this website called Photobucket. It so.unds filthy.
That’s an image hosting site used by humans, FUCKASS. GET YOUR STUPID ALIEN MINDS OUT OF THE FUCKING GUTTER GODDAMN
… It is? From what I’ve seen so far there is only shameless pornography.
And why would I let my mind anyway near a gutter? They’re putrid.
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Madi put some clothes on the doll god damn child
mmdop:
OK
OK EVERYWHERE I GO THAT NAKED DOLL IS AROUND THE CORNER
WHY
WHO IS DOING THIS
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“it made his balls sizzle”
– literally this is in a fanfiction how is this sexy even
I can’t stop laughing
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shapka-ushanka asked: dardar can you marry me or madi
Dave: The Ironic Diary of a Gay Assassin
ironicbeats:
dardanos:
ironicbeats:
add ‘gay assassin’ to my list of titles
now a major motion picture
its a story of my life
in movie format
dardar is directing it
opening scene: Dave is the star
it is him
and then
the anons come
to demand hott butt fucking
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Dave: The Ironic Diary of a Gay Assassin
ironicbeats:
add ‘gay assassin’ to my list of titles
now a major motion picture
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"A comic about gay assassin adventures."
ironicbeats:
gpoy
dickmassage-deactivated20120119 asked: what would you say if im the anon
shapka-ushanka asked: im the only one in line right now
heh
heh
shapka-ushanka asked: im not anon
anon is over 18
anon is over 18
teradactyl asked: im crying at all these messages i love how your tumblr has just become a ton of anon dick jokes
HAVE YOU LOST ANY FOLLOWERS YET FOR THESE SHENANIGANS
HAVE YOU LOST ANY FOLLOWERS YET FOR THESE SHENANIGANS
teradactyl asked: oh god that speedar picture is disturbing enough dont give him a strap on too
shapka-ushanka asked: no i gave speedar a blowjob once and he covered the entire length of my throat
8 1/4 inches
pretty wide too
8 1/4 inches
pretty wide too
shapka-ushanka asked: anon sleeps with speedar
jussayin
jussayin
Anonymous asked: dardar i know you dont want to admit you just have a tiny tiny dick but accusing others of actually wanting your dick is just pathetic i would never want yours
Anonymous asked: no no its already proven that your dick is tiny and speedars is bigger you avoided answering for too long
shapka-ushanka asked: but blowjobs
BLOWJOBS
BLOWJOBS
shapka-ushanka asked: can i get you drunk then bang you
i give awesome blowjobs
does that change anything
i give awesome blowjobs
does that change anything
Anonymous asked: nope im older than you
and you still didn't answer
and you still didn't answer
mmdop replied to your post: you have a nice ass i needed to put that out there before i left
what did you think i was going to do at the doctors knock over all their equipment thats a good way to get punched you kow
you might have bitten the doctors fingers off or stolen all those latex gloves and made balloon hands out of them or you could have even
punched
the
doctor
in
the
dick
so i...
Anonymous asked: wow its even smaller than i was thinking then
aciddad-deactivated20130105 asked: you have a nice ass
i needed to put that out there before i left
i needed to put that out there before i left
shapka-ushanka asked: I AM 17, BUT THE LEGAL AGE OF CONSENT HERE IS 16
EYEBROWS
EYEBROWSSSSSSSS
EYEBROWS
EYEBROWSSSSSSSS
Anonymous asked: i like how you avoided answering that i guess his penis really is longer
shapka-ushanka asked: i asked that question
DARDAR
I WANTED TO KNOW OK
DARDAR
I WANTED TO KNOW OK
Anonymous asked: i bet speedars penis is longer than yours
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