July 2011
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Watchmandokar-alorade:
royalblue-sniper:
This is a dish called Odori-Don. It has a dead squid on top that “dances” when Soy Sauce is poured on it, activating its neurons.
Hey Corin. We should try this the next time you die.
Is this what you were talking about, kiddo?
HA HA OH MAN that is some SICK SHIT right there. It’s still FUCKING hilarious though.
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napolehon asked: Two things: One, I certainly would not ever want to touch your ass, that's just awful and I don't like thinking about it. And secondly, throwing you off the second floor balcony would inflict much more damage than a simple push down the stairs. Although, I could do both...
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muse-flower repllied to your photo: Ew!
That’s NOT what you were saying LAST NIGHT
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teraist replied to your photoset: WHAT the FUCK tumblr???
you’re such a message whore dardar
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Reblog if your icon is a sex god.
rorukan:
dardanos replied to your post: COME HERE. LET ME hug you. DON’T look at me LIKE THAT!!!! I don’t HAVE a knife this time! I SWEAR
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Mel....
dickmassage:
dardanos:
dickmassage:
dardanos:
muse-flower:
dardanos:
muse-flower:
What is wrong with that woman’s face? She seems to have a rash.
That’s a MAN. And I don’t know MAYBE he’s wearing MAKEUP???
Oh! Well he looks quite feminine, I apologize. Why would he be wearing make up? He needs to apply it a lot thinner…
I dunno maybe he’s A SLUT. UGH. Guys that wear MAKEUP are...
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Mel....
muse-flower:
dardanos:
muse-flower:
dardanos:
Obviously. OH MY GOD okay. okay MAYBE he doesn’t wear MAKEUP but he is STILL A HUGE FUDGEPACKER okay. Yeah I guess I cou— WAIT. NO. BECAUSE THAT IMPLIES THAT I KNOW HOW TO APPLY MAKEUP PROPERLY. damn you
Fudge packer? You’re strange. Why do I talk to you?
Not at all! It simply implies that you know how to please a lady and are more skilled...
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Mel....
muse-flower:
dardanos:
Obviously. OH MY GOD okay. okay MAYBE he doesn’t wear MAKEUP but he is STILL A HUGE FUDGEPACKER okay. Yeah I guess I cou— WAIT. NO. BECAUSE THAT IMPLIES THAT I KNOW HOW TO APPLY MAKEUP PROPERLY. damn you
Fudge packer? You’re strange. Why do I talk to you?
Not at all! It simply implies that you know how to please a lady and are more skilled in a field of work than a...
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Mel....
muse-flower:
dardanos:
muse-flower:
dardanos:
muse-flower:
What is wrong with that woman’s face? She seems to have a rash.
That’s a MAN. And I don’t know MAYBE he’s wearing MAKEUP???
Oh! Well he looks quite feminine, I apologize. Why would he be wearing make up? He needs to apply it a lot thinner…
I dunno maybe he’s A SLUT. UGH. Guys that wear MAKEUP are FAGS. Like Frenchie.
….. I...
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Mel....
dickmassage:
dardanos:
muse-flower:
dardanos:
muse-flower:
What is wrong with that woman’s face? She seems to have a rash.
That’s a MAN. And I don’t know MAYBE he’s wearing MAKEUP???
Oh! Well he looks quite feminine, I apologize. Why would he be wearing make up? He needs to apply it a lot thinner…
I dunno maybe he’s A SLUT. UGH. Guys that wear MAKEUP are FAGS. Like Frenchie.
….. I...
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Mel....
muse-flower:
dardanos:
muse-flower:
What is wrong with that woman’s face? She seems to have a rash.
That’s a MAN. And I don’t know MAYBE he’s wearing MAKEUP???
Oh! Well he looks quite feminine, I apologize. Why would he be wearing make up? He needs to apply it a lot thinner…
I dunno maybe he’s A SLUT. UGH. Guys that wear MAKEUP are FAGS. Like Frenchie.
….. I know I CERTAINLY...
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Mel....
muse-flower:
What is wrong with that woman’s face? She seems to have a rash.
That’s a MAN. And I don’t know MAYBE he’s wearing MAKEUP???
dickmassage-deactivated20120119 asked: ah, mèssicanu! hello there!
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Honesty Hour. No questions are deleted. Nothing is...
thatdamnedslugger:
darckcarnival:
turntimeclubhead:
carcinoxgeneticist:
crabby-matchmaker:
theslytherin-prince:
createandobliterate:
welp. i’m gonna regret this.
Let’s see if I get some really awkward things. I’m in a decent mood.
GO GO GO GO.
AHEM.
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dave-striders-pregnant-slut :
stairs
nah he’s not smart enough to push me down the stairs, sheepy.
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napolehon asked: You're calling me a fag? Have you seen the way you dress? I'm going to throw you off the balcony while you're asleep.
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mmdop:
oh my god is this a thing now…………………..
it is a thing MAN
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discussing lil cal
DM: what if he got mad and like
DM: you were sleeping
DM: then he hovered on your ceiling
DM: and when you looked up
DM: he was there
DM: okay that is freaky
DM: i should stop now
IB: nope nope nope nope nope
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dardanos started following you
ironicbeats:
thiefofeightballs:
ironicbeats:
thiefofeightballs:
ironicbeats:
thiefofeightballs:
ironicbeats:
sup there
((WHAT
WHAT WHAT))
[[ WHAT….? ]]
((DARDANOS AS IN THIS GUY!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?
))
[[ YES…………………………..? I GUESS SO. ]]
((OMG
O
M
G))
[[ wahkfndgakj wat. ]]
(( AKSLJDFLKSJDFKLSDFA HOW DID YOU GUYS KNOW?????????!!!! ))
dardanos started following you
ironicbeats:
sup there
Howdy
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Potterheads, promise me that you will give your...
rapidlybecomingobsessed:
I solemnly swear.
braveheartdoctor:
dardanos:
braveheartdoctor:
dardanos:
braveheartdoctor:
*loud cough*
we should have a team chat soon… or synchtube something…or something… I miss everybody…
*loud cough*
. w . that sounds like a good idea….
Dre! HOW ARE YOU??!!
I’m pretty good. ^ ^ How’ve you been, Doc? ; w ;
I’m good! :) Nice to hear from you again!
^ u^- That’s...
predixs:
Awesome piggy bank
FOLLOW Wow Funniest Posts
I need this in my life.
dave-striders-pregnant-slut:
homestuck crossed over with the land before time
karkat is littlefoot
W-why would…
dave-striders-pregnant-slut:
dardanos replied to your post: 8| /sets a bowl of candy on your doorstep and rings the doorbell before running away SHEEPY WHY WON’T YOU ACCEPT MY LOVE
wel if dat is wat u want ;;))
yes pleas c:>
braveheartdoctor:
dardanos:
braveheartdoctor:
*loud cough*
we should have a team chat soon… or synchtube something…or something… I miss everybody…
*loud cough*
. w . that sounds like a good idea….
Dre! HOW ARE YOU??!!
I’m pretty good. ^ ^ How’ve you been, Doc? ; w ;
